But I’m so glad you came. Welcome to the secret garden. This is a place of no utility. It’s just a quiet, hidden corner of the website. Only the truly curious come here.
Take four slow, deep breaths.
Forget about what you’re supposed to be doing right now. Let your eyes walk around the images below. Stop and sit for a bit if you get tired. Have a little nap. Do whatever you want.
When you’re ready to leave, close the door behind you. And don’t tell anyone where you’ve been. That’s why it’s called a secret garden.